Wanderings

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:13:28 -0400

So I was going back through things that I’ve previously posted and I came to one post that was four gifs of a baby squirrel but now three of the four gifs are blocked out saying that they violate the tumblr community guidelines and I’m confused… it was a baby squirrel…

justafangirl20: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird. or sexual...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:40:01 -0400

justafangirl20:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

or sexual depending on how much I like you

peetasboxers: kissyourneck-slitmythroat: I showed this post...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:33:48 -0400

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

Writing a story by hand:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:55 -0400

for-the-love-of-the-words:

Expectation:

Reality:

whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:38:16 -0400

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

sexhaver: sexhaver: i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:35:43 -0400

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

whyamiamusicmajor: mariodelmonaco: life-in-the-flatts-lane: Fo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:34:34 -0400

whyamiamusicmajor:

mariodelmonaco:

life-in-the-flatts-lane:

Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man

A+

This is incredible

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:29:48 -0400

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

Me in PE

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:08:38 -0400

me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give

lolzpicx: Some people deserve to lose

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:57:30 -0400

lolzpicx:

Some people deserve to lose

mynameisneb: This is how I want to die.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:53:33 -0400

mynameisneb:

This is how I want to die.

fishingboatproceeds: effyeahnerdfighters: 50 Ways to Pretend...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:51:11 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

50 Ways to Pretend to Be Smarter

In which Grace teaches you how to fake being smarter than you are in 50 easy steps. Some of them might possibly involve cheese. Maybe.

Today’s paternity leave video is brought to you by the delightful: http://www.youtube.com/dailygrace

A+++. Who needs me when there is Grace?

(Alice is doing great. Thanks for all your kind wishes.)

otterparade: stokeed: chelspineda: A guy photoshops...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:33 -0400

otterparade:

stokeed:

chelspineda:

A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos

this is my favorite post ever

look at this quality

psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:55:16 -0400

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

conor-cymex: paigefillyr: riverdanceinhell: so you know how everyone is always like lol...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:37 -0400

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god. ROSS...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:42 -0400

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.

ROSS JUST

HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:39:53 -0400

brookeeverdeen: HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:39:33 -0400

brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO

cupcakesandbrimstone: i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:38:08 -0400

cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:37:15 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.