Tumblr Community Guidelines

So I was going back through things that I’ve previously posted and I came to one post that was four gifs of a baby squirrel but now three of the four gifs are blocked out saying that they violate the tumblr community guidelines and I’m confused… it was a baby squirrel…

justafangirl20:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

or sexual depending on how much I like you

(Source: hannahbeezy, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

(Source: princessveroni, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

Writing a story by hand:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via imthinkingofwhatsarahsaidd)

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

(via the-one-with-the-feather)

whyamiamusicmajor:

mariodelmonaco:

life-in-the-flatts-lane:

Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man

A+

This is incredible

whyamiamusicmajor:

mariodelmonaco:

life-in-the-flatts-lane:

Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man

A+

This is incredible

(via the-one-with-the-feather)

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

(Source: jennehbear, via aero-prostitute)

me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
lolzpicx:

Some people deserve to lose

lolzpicx:

Some people deserve to lose

(Source: dovga.com, via the-one-with-the-feather)