So I was going back through things that I’ve previously posted and I came to one post that was four gifs of a baby squirrel but now three of the four gifs are blocked out saying that they violate the tumblr community guidelines and I’m confused… it was a baby squirrel…
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
or sexual depending on how much I like you
(Source: hannahbeezy, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
(Source: princessveroni, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this
(via the-one-with-the-feather)
Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man
A+
This is incredible
(via the-one-with-the-feather)
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
(Source: jennehbear, via aero-prostitute)
| me: | oh, there goes the ball |
|---|---|
| me: | along with all the fucks I give |
